It's pouring

So wow. Holy crap. Here's a recap of the last two weeks for me:

• Grandfather died
• Close family member rushed to ER at 2AM (they're fine now)
• Cut off on I-480, hit pothole, ~$1800 in damage to right front wheel components
• Sick with the flu for four days
• Furnace died. Had to buy a new one AND bring the vents up to code. ~$3300
• Garage door opener ceased to work. I'm up to $55 in service fees and so far it still doesn't work.
• Memory card reader on my PC died (just as I needed to take pictures of something I sold on Ebay)

The only way the last two weeks could've been worse is if a safe, piano, or anvil dropped on my head Looney Toons style... and then my body was eaten by rats like Kenny on Southpark. When it rains, it pours.