Sunday, March 18, 2007

I'm broke and idiots are funny

Continuing from the last post, it turns out that my leaky garage roof shorted out my door opener. $350 for a new opener installed and $750 to get a new roof put on next week *holds breath for the roofer to actually show up*. Man being broke makes life really boring.

Watch as this idiot messes with a pissed off cat live on the air and gets what's coming:

I nearly died of laughter when I saw it live on my TV, then found out it was on YouTube and just HAD to link to it for posterity.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

It's pouring

So wow. Holy crap. Here's a recap of the last two weeks for me:

  • Grandfather died
  • Close family member rushed to ER at 2AM (they're fine now)
  • Cut off on I-480, hit pothole, ~$1800 in damage to right front wheel components
  • Sick with the flu for four days
  • Furnace died. Had to buy a new one AND bring the vents up to code. ~$3300
  • Garage door opener ceased to work. I'm up to $55 in service fees and so far it still doesn't work.
  • Memory card reader on my PC died (just as I needed to take pictures of something I sold on Ebay)
The only way the last two weeks could've been worse is if a safe, piano, or anvil dropped on my head Looney Toons style... and then my body was eaten by rats like Kenny on Southpark. When it rains, it pours. Copyright 2013 All Rights Reserved